Recipe for a Pandemic

One bitter, sour pandemic right here at your fingertips!

This recipe calls for:

3 new side projects you’ll never finish.

5 calls to your ex.

1 new hobby (you probably aren’t good at).

20 successful (and unsuccessful) zoom calls, facetimes, what have you.

11 “Oh shit! I forgot my mask,” moments. 

2 mental spirals of almost believing conspiracy theorists.

Add a pound of hysteria, boredom, and a dash of crying.

Mix well.

Bake for 10 months?


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